Easter! Hope you all got shit loads of chocolate based products, I've got a Cadburys buttons egg up for grabs to the first person to email me with the correct answer to this, frankly, piss easy question, how many eggs does harold the bunny (the guy in the picture) have in his basket? Get counting.

Extreme-death-knowledge comps aside Easter was mega, so much went down without actually putting that much effort in, the Snake Death fam were out in powerful form, regretably mostly sans co-founder and disgruntled londoner Mr M. Ebden. Unfortunately everything that did happen was possibly too mega for your fragile minds to take in on an on-screen format, so rather than a super update, I'm just gonna show you a few little off cut tit-bits from the couple of weeks I was back in the garden.

I'm gonna do this in anti-chronological order because it's my site and I can do whatever I bloody like. Rob Cameron the brute, was tearing it pretty hard on his soggy plank after it took a dive during a switch fs flip expedition, he was trying this little number amongst some others at an anonamous spot.

I bet you're thinking, "yea great but where's this switch fs flip I've been hearing so much about", well the thing is, apparantly apple have this product contingency plan where everything breaks just after the warranty period, so you have to fork out loads-a dosh for a replacement, it's like entrapment but for idiots with money, so my ipod or 'photographical storage device', is now straight up broked and I lost a couple of digital days. Sorry nick, blunt flip in went too!

Life goes on, and trips to Dover and Folkstone ensued, with some pretty scary driving both to and fro. Myles got a little sequence over the hip that I can afford to spare.

It was a good day I got my shred on, it almost looked like I knew what I was doing, Keeping it strictly south east we did quite a bit, but the good weather couldn't go without a bar-bee-cue and the epic construction of fire should never be tampered with luckily the correct precautions were in place.

There's your update for the next month or two, make it last, I suggest reading it over a couple of days, maybe paragraph by paragraph? or for the brave amongst you, word by word.